Sunday, April 3, 2005

Jet Li's "Unleashed" should be unreleased

Dear self-respecting movie fans,

For those of you that don't know about this movie, it's here. The premise is that Jet Li has been raised as a dog by some European. So we see scenes of Jet Li running around with a metal collar around his neck being treated like an animal.

Hey, thanks for making this film. I'm sure that parading an Asian celebrity around like a circus animal is going to be the feel-good movie of the year. As an Asian, I found the film trailer to be really tasteless. I hope that the non-Asians who saw it found it equally stupid and offensive.

Most of all, I'm really really disappointed in Jet Li. Let me tell you that you're going to have to explain this one when you go back to Hong Kong. In fact, if I see that trailer one more time, I'm going to insist that you come and apologize to me personally.

Flocons De Mais

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