Friday, March 20, 2009

What if the Super Seven were given roles in The Watchmen?

After 15 years, the Lotto Super 7 will be retired as of September 2009. I've played this lottery less than 5 times, because I can't believe anybody can match 7 numbers to win this jackpot. I will still miss Lotto Super 7 greatly, because they had a wonderful marketing campaign featuring The Super Seven! The Super Seven are a group of seven superheroes, each personifying some of the ridiculous things you can do when you win the lottery.

Sadly, it looks like the the Super Seven will head off into retirement, much like the Watchmen... This set my imagination into overdrive: What if the Super Seven were given roles in the current Watchmen movie?!? Who would be who?

The Watchmen:
  • Ozymandias
  • Silk Spectre II
  • Doctor Manhattan
  • The Comedian
  • Nite Owl II
  • Rorschach
The Super Seven:
  • 2 Weeks Notice Man
  • Relaxo
  • The Splurger
  • Destinator
  • Cosmetica
  • Jesse Streets
  • Professor Posh (I don't think they even had a commercial with this guy.)
Let me know what you think in the comments.

2 comments:

Flocons said...

Rorschach would be played by 2 Weeks Notice man, because he's kinda creepy already. Dr. Manhattan would be played by Relaxo. Silk Spectre II would be played by Cosmetica. Nite Owl II would be played by Jesse Streets because I want to see him steering the OwlShip around! Ozymandias would be played by The Splurger. The Comedian would be played by Professor Posh because he might as well be dead anyway. Poor Destinator doesn't get a role in my scenario. I don't know how well she could fly the OwlShip based on that one commercial with the pilot dancing with them on a private jet.

celestialspeedster said...

Without looking at your suggestions, I would match:

Ozymandias = The Splurger because they're both rich.

Silk Spectre II = Cosmetica because they're both women.

Doctor Manhattan = Destinator because they both wear blue and travel a lot.

The Comedian = Jesse Streets because they're both reckless.

Nite Owl II = Relaxo because they're both fat.

Rorschach = Lotto 649 because he's a misfit.

If our answers match, it will prove that we were meant to take eachother over a cliff.