Adventures of a Twitter Virgin

Flocons Okay, what the hell is the deal with this Twitter thing? about 12 minutes ago from web

Scarr It's like crack for the brain. It's brain crack. about 12 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Flocons I don't get it. All you do is post 140 letter blurbs. It's been hyped by the media! about 11 minutes ago from web

Scarr Check out this link: http://bit.ly/F5ROn. about 10 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Flocons I searched for my friends on Twitter, but you're the only one. Twitter's sole purpose is to provide updates about you, Scarr. about 9 minutes ago from web

Scarr Baby just pooped on the stairs. about 8 minutes ago from TweetDeck

Flocons Gah... I can't take this anymore! I'm adding famous people I don't know into my Twitter list out of desperation. about 5 minutes ago from web

trent_reznor http://www.ninja2009.com/ is now live! Go get some free new music. about 4 minutes ago from TweetDeck

wilw If I ever meet the guy who designed Rainbow Road in MarioKart DS, I'm going to ask him why he hates us all so much. about 3 minutes ago from web

Flocons Okay, I could get used to this... but only on the working premise that Trent Reznor and Wil Wheaton are my closest friends. about 2 minutes ago from web

Scarr Cleaned up baby poop. Poop stair looks like all the others now. about 1 minute ago from TweetDeck