We find ourselves in difficult economic times. Those that thought the cereal-and-urine blog niche was recession-proof were sadly mistaken. As this blog adapts to the new economic reality, we have to make some tough decisions.
It is with great regret for me to announce that Coco the Monkey is no longer with this organization. As head writer and creative director, Coco was instrumental in laying the foundation of our organization. He will be missed, but not forgotten. We wish Coco the best of luck in all his future endeavors.
It is with a heavy heart that I also announce that Sippy the drinking bird will no longer be our Director of Technical Operations. Sippy was dedicated to our organization through its many highs and lows. He will remain an important advisor and consultant on future projects.
While we are on this topic, it saddens me to report that Hamlet the piggy bank is resigning as CFO to spend more time with family. As you may know, Hamlet is recovering from a compound fracture. During his time in the hospital, Hamlet decided to refocus his personal priorities beyond his career. He wish Hamlet a speedy recovery and hope he enjoys his retirement.
At this time, I would like to remind you that "Who pissed in your Corn Flakes" is still committed to providing you with the very best of cereal-and-urine related blog posts. Our readers demanded more fuel-efficient blogs, and we listened. We know it's about progress. It starts with more blog posts than anyone with an EPA estimated highway mileage of 30 or better. Next, it's a line-up of blog posts that fit the way you live. And one day, "Who pissed in your Chevy Volt"... a blog that goes 40 days without a single post at all. That's a revolution!
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