Maxwell Carr: Circa 2005This is not the actual ultrasound of Maxwell Carr. I thought we should give the little gestating fetus some privacy. The photo above is actually Maxwell's stunt double. I'm sure that Simon and Jean will make great parents, and raise the child with the usual staple requirements of food, drink, shelter, and love.
Many would prepare the child for formal education and productive employment. While this is important, other matters must also be addressed. The future in which Maxwell Carr will grow up in will be populated with genetically-designed superhumans and killer robots. You can play Mozart CD's and Baby Einstein tapes all you want, but it's not going to save the child in the post-apocalyptic future. Maxwell needs to know basic guerilla warfare tactics, urban survival skills, and how to throw a magnetic EMP grenade. Nobody said raising a child was easy...
Maxwell Carr: Circa 2032
3 comments:
Is Maxwell Carr truly going to be wearing red hotpants with white go-go boots in the future?
I will not be held accountable for the fashion trends of the future. If Buck Rogers has taught me anything, it's that fashion of the future will look a lot like the 1970's.
Yes, a humanoid robot's most vulnerable points are the neck and the crotch. We really have to teach him that early, or he'll waste time trying to punch through reinforced chest plating.
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